Graphic Artist Robert James has almost finished the front cover for our Winter 2017 Edition.  It will feature a “Chinese New Year” theme that was concocted in the demented mind of Editor-In-Chief Dr. James Sears.  For those who are not familiar with the Chinese Zodiac, on January 28, 2017, the Chinese “Year of the Monkey” ends and the Chinese “Year of the Cock” commences.  President Trump will be inaugurated 8 days prior, on January 20, 2017 (8 is a Chinese lucky number).  When he ascends the American throne, he will fulfil a great prophesy.

However, Editor-In-Chief Dr. James Sears cannot decide what the Chinaman on the front cover will be exclaiming in regards to this historic event.  Dr. Sears imagines him as a TOTAL SHITLORD of the Asian variety, like President Duterte of the Philippines.  This Chinaman basically says it like it is, and cares not what “politically correct” Marxist “white” people think.  Dr. James Sears needs YOU to help Graphic Arist Robert James add a highly inflammatory speech bubble to his latest masterpiece (click on the image below to enlarge it in a new window).

Publisher Leroy St. Germaine, Editor-In-Chief Dr. James Sears, and the rest of the Your Ward News staff, will choose the contest winner based on their entry’s creativity and its ability to offend as large a swath of the population as possible, without actually contravening any ridiculous Canadian “hate speech” laws.  Dr. Sears reserves the right to edit winner’s entry based on space available in the speech bubble.

The winner and up to 10 of his friends will receive the prize of ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT CHINESE DIM SUM with Dr. James Sears and his family.  The winner will be announced in our Winter 2017 Edition.  The winner’s announcement will contain the winner’s photo (or if he prefers to remain anonymous, an avatar of his choice), accompanied by an unedited message from the winner (If you live far from Toronto and cannot take advantage of the Dim Sum prize, Your Ward News will reward you in some other way).

Submit your entries before December 10, 2016, to ChineseShitlord@YourWardNews.com



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